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‘Liz & Dick’: Let the Viewer Beware
Eddie Murphy used to perform a stand-up bit in which he mocked retailers who advertised their products with the tagline “what a bargain.” He reasoned that a true bargain would be self-evident and that
Read More »Don’t Ever Watch ‘Alex Cross’
Novelist James Patterson has reached a level of fame which no longer requires him to write his own books, and his most famous character, Alex Cross, has achieved a level of renown which no
Read More »Soul-Crushing Films: We Hated These Movies
Here at WillTheFire we focus on the art that inspires and moves us. Every once in a while it’s fun to mix it up and write about the works that have horrified us. Several
Read More »Worst Experiences: “Even Cowgirls Get the Blues” (1994)
I’ve seen films before – Mortal Kombat, The Matrix Reloaded – in theaters bursting at the seems with enthusiastic moviegoers. I’ve also gone to films – Battlefield Earth, The Real Cancún – where the
Read More »Worst Experiences: “Coyote Ugly” (2000)
Let it be known that the Worst Experiences articles are totally subjective and written mostly for humor at the expense of the authors misery. If you love this film don’t take it personally. Lighten
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